Image From Pandemic Labs

I Challenge the Following Authors:
Kairu
Michiko
Lunar Chan

To Participate in this Challenge~! It's title is Radical Randomness! 


Objective: Make the most  random story ever seen to man and let your readers laugh insanically.
Where to Post? Facebook :D You can also post it in your blog/ ff.net, but you have to post it in Facebook first.
Judges? Keiko (Me), Azusa-chan, and a bunch of random people.


Rules:

• Deadline is on Saturday next week. (Philippine Time)
• Lemons are not allowed.
• You must post the story on Facebook.
• It must be R A N D O M.
• It should at least be 1000 words.
• It should be in English. If you include other languages, you must put the translation where we could find them.
• It must be your original work.