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Angel

Len Kagamine had a plan.

No, it was not a plan to steal Kaito’s ice cream. No, it wasn’t a plan to get Meiko to stop drinking sake. No, it wasn’t even a plan to steal—err, borrow a few dozen bananas from his next door neighbor.

Despite how shallow he looked, Len had an awesome plan. His plan was so awesome that he didn’t even see the banana peel in his way, causing him to slip and fall.

Yes. His plan was that awesome.

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Superstars

Angel

"I can't believe it!" Mikan shouted, her arms wide open." My friends are all superstars and no one ever bothered to tell me!"

Sumire was wide-eyed. Kokoro laughed. Kitsuneme guffawed. Mochu nearly choked on his hot cocoa (with extra marshmallows). Ruka sat, his mouth hanging open. Natsume snorted. Hotaru stared.

"So?" Mikan asked, walking into the front of the classroom, both her hands on her hips. Her face had not a sign of sarcasm or of humor. She was dead-serious. She was dead-serious about her friends being superstars. She was dead-serious of all her friends being superstars and not telling her.

And she didn't look ecstastic--or anywhere near happy.

"So what?" Hotaru decided to answer, her face as blank as ever.

Everyone stared. Mikan gasped, horrified that no one knew what they had done wrong.

"SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELFS??" Mikan shouted, angry at everyone, unaware of her grammar correction

Sumire stared. Kokoro munched on a brownie. Kitsuneme grabbed the brownie from Koko. Mochu levitated the brownie to the air and ate it. Ruka sat, his mouth hanging open. Natsume snorted. Hotaru stared.

"OH, give me that brownie!!" Mikan shouted.

"Can't." Koko said. "All out."

Kitsuneme snickered.

"Mikan," Sumire started, finally." We are not superstars. Whoever told you a ridiculous idea like that? Well, sure, I could be one, but look at these guys," She said, pointing at Koko and Kitsuneme, who had chocolate mustaches. "They are the least bit superstar material."

"But-but--but..." Mikan said, feeling every ounce of confidence melt into a puddle of embarrassment.

"Polka," Natsume said, pulling her out of the room. "We need to talk."

Kitsuneme and Koko snickered as Natsume led his girlfriend out of the classroom. Hotaru ignored everything and proceeded on with her latest invention. Ruka sat, his mouth hanging open.

"What had just happened?" Ruka asked.

"Kitsu stole my brownie!" Koko said.

"Mochu stole the brownie I stole from Koko!" Kitsuneme complained.

"I ate a brownie. It was delicious, man." Mochu said, chuckling.

And this is The End. Yay <3

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Of Police and Gladiators

Angel

I have discovered Seventh Sanctum and am very eager to get started on the prompts given to me. This is just for fun, but who knows? Maybe it will turn into a good one!

Prompts:

The story is set during a police investigation. The story takes place in the early evening. The story must have a gladiator at the beginning. The story must involve a bag in it.
A character pretends to be someone else. A character is antisocial throughout most of the story. During the story, a character loses something.

[Please Click The Title To Start Reading]

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A Post Consisting of Drawings

Angel

Keiko: First and foremost, I got the idea of drawing in Ms Paint from a hilarious blog. So, yes, this post will consist of drawings I made in Ms Paint (They fail; Sorry) and pictures. :)))

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How Boys Can Be Mature

Angel

At school, I sit beside two boys, since we have this rule or something that we have to sit beside people with opposite gender.

And I have to deal with the two boys beside me all the time, because they're so noisy and I can't understand what the teacher says with their noise. They keep talking about War Games and stuff and I honestly cannot understand them (though I play Command & Conquer and WarCraft)

They're always getting scolded and to be honest, a girl could get tired of hearing too much sermons. And as if it wasn't worse, the guy behind me started talking to them too. I hate listening to them talk noisily about things I have no idea about--not that I want to join in on their conversation.

At least the guy on my right isn't that bad. He actually listens to the teacher and when his friends aren't bugging him, he reads a book. Oh, and he constantly asks me things too, like "I wonder why the Point of Views in this book keep changing."

And I let him critic some of my stories too.

Anyway, boys aren't always immature. They can act mature if they want to too. For example, a guy can ace tests if they just study. Our valedictorian was a boy and he is mature. He gets high scores on almost all the exams, is our class president, is burdened with a lot of responsibilities because he is class president, is the most trusted student by teachers, is leader on most groups, is part of our school newspaper, and many more. And he still has time for study after all that.

I'm surprised he isn't collapsing everywhere, because I always fall asleep during Math and I am not class president, I am not trusted by some teachers, I am seldom elected leader, etc.

Valedictorian (Left) Me (Right) ^At least my world is colorful

I know a number of boys that can be mature if they want to and immature when they don't.

Okay, I'm done. Let's eat cookies now.

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The LAWL fever

Angel

LAWLZOMBIES

This was originally made by Kairu, but I was bored so I decided to write a story about it. :DD

Disclaimer: I do not own the LAWL fever. It has been made up by Kairu's mind--not mine.

Characters: Kairu, Michiko, Yukiko, and Ai. And also the Idiot Scientists. Oh, and me too. :))))

Purpose: Humor. Simply humor.

In the random town of Albione, there was a dreadful disease. It has been spreading all over the town for a long time and still, the idiot scientists cannot think of a cure for it. Let's take a peek in their lab, shall we?

Idiot Scientist one exclaimed, "OH MY! I have just discovered something!"

All the Idiot Scientists asked, "IS IT ABOUT THE DREADFUL DISEASE THAT HAS BEEN SPREADING OVER THE TOWN FOR A LONG TIME AND THE IDIOT SCIENTISTS--US-- CANNOT THINK OF A CURE FOR IT?"

Idiot Scientist One shook his head. "No. I just discovered that dogs aren't allowed to eat chocolate."

All the Idiot Scientists got mad at him and he was sent to the CHAMBER OF IDIOTS.

In the CHAMBER OF IDIOTS, Idiot Scientist One died.

The End.

Wait! What about the other characters?? And what kind of a story is this!?

Oh right. The other characters. =.= Nah, I'm too lazy right now. I'll do it later.

YOU CAN'T DO IT LATER, YOU IDIOT! DO IT NAO.

SHEESH. Fine.

In the town of Albione, there was a small family called 'Frais.' The family of 'Frais' is a rich family, but is slowly being taken over by the terrible disease. Since the only sound you can make when you have the disease is "LAWL," the family of 'Frais' decided to call it "The Lawl Fever."

The first one who was infected was Kairu Frais, the only daughter of Ai Frais, who was also infected a few days after. Next came Michiko Frais, Kairu's cousin and her two sisters, Yukiko Frais and Keiko Frais.

They all died because of the disease, except Keiko, because she was SUPAH! powers. :)))

The End.

That is a terrible story.

Who cares? It's just for fun.

I care. This story doesn't make any sense at all.

You're stupid.

What!? How did I become stupid?

Because this story makes perfect sense. To smart people, anyway.

What!?

The End.

You already said that.

You're bothering the readers.