Dear Heart,
It's been two years since I've forced myself to forget him. Isn't that enough for you to wipe him off your cells? Honestly, Heart, you've been really jumpy these days. Can't you see that he doesn't care for you anymore? Stop pumping real hard when my friends tease me about him. My body doesn't need that much blood, okay?

Heart, you do know that your job is just to pump blood, right? You're not getting paid for reacting to his every move. So, yeah, just stick to your job and I think we'll be both fine.

Love,
Me.